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Roller Demotivational Poster

ROLLERBLADING - Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents that you're gay

TAGS: rollerblade g** joke parents
Rating: 4.59/5

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Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:06 pm
This is hilarious. And I do love to rollerblade ... not, I hope, that there is anything wrong with that.

I SEE THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE - And I can tell you, it's gonna cost!

TAGS: baby mechanic stroller repair
Rating: 4.49/5

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ughomer - January 4, 2013, 6:57 pm
Double 5 Lions for this one!!


HOW TO TELL YOUR PARENTS - Mom, Dad I have something to tell you. I am a rollerblader

TAGS: how to admit you are a rollerblader
Rating: 2.48/5

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Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 3:22 pm
Tell them: A) that youre a crossdresser, but dont worry Dad, Im not very good at it. (peace grammar nazis, my apostrophy key is messed up)
slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:21 pm
looks like a fruitbooter to me 5wheels for thee

WHAT?? - I can't hear you, there's some damn noisy people here.

TAGS: roller coaster cellphone master
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 2:53 am
This picture has potential.

PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.

TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.28/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that sh** at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!

CREEPY - If you're so concerned about the sick puppy in your van, why are you talking to me instead of driving him to the vet?

TAGS: creepy old man on rollerblades
Rating: 4.83/5

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Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:24 am
haha..5L..i think i know that guy...



TAGS: life time day value human nature death rollercoaster common sense garden epic fun fear
Rating: 3.47/5

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Benlulz - September 30, 2010, 3:03 pm
Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 4:14 am
That coaster is in Yokohama, Japan. Answers your question?
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 7:30 am
JUdging by the h**el in the background, I'd say Dubai
rerun - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm

Where the hell is this coaster? Would make the trip for a trip on it.

A COMPLETE MORON - you aren't till you can't decide which button to press


TAGS: life steamroller motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.95/5

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Chron139 - November 24, 2009, 4:12 pm
Too true dude.
Haarakkon - November 24, 2009, 8:21 am
Excellent work, Ron.

Ghetto Stroller -

GOING GREEK! - Used to have a different meaning. Now it means getting bent over by Goldman Sachs.

Scroller -


TAGS: x box controller
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - July 7, 2010, 8:47 am
Reality Lord - July 7, 2010, 8:26 am

lol...ok i hit you up a five but only because these are words very frickin close to what my own son says to me....argh. lol


TAGS: helpful step steamroller famous
Rating: 4.5/5

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joakangr - May 23, 2012, 6:18 pm
The Greek way..!!!!


TAGS: airman day roller coaster ride
Rating: 4.39/5

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Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 7:51 pm
DOH!!! that was "the1stCOMMI3" that posted the pic. Thanks dude!
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 7:47 pm
Thanks youngin's...and btw, justme, thanks for posting that pic in the poster fodder thread. Your timing was perfect.
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:14 pm
did that onnce... you've got great view from up there... 5L
Airman - May 25, 2011, 11:25 am
the1stCOMMI3 - May 25, 2011, 10:57 am
I knew thi5 pic would get u5ed eventually


unflappable -

TAGS: roller coaster
Rating: 3.33/5

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Reality Lord - August 2, 2014, 8:02 am

nice. good choice of font.

Project Cancelled -

TAGS: jet roller coaster project cancelled
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 21, 2015, 11:12 am
what olds said
Oldsod - February 21, 2015, 11:09 am
How'd I miss this? Fantastic!
JesusWept - November 26, 2014, 9:31 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 9:38 pm
Okay, who farted?!!!!!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 4:10 pm
Did Richard Branson buy it out? Seems to be right up his alley. 5L

GaryO's Pasttimes -

TAGS: paint roller
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 13, 2015, 7:49 pm
Yer not helping, mariand. Where you been, man?
mariand - February 13, 2015, 5:59 pm
hehehe... those years when he tried to wrote his name on the road?...(G)line line dot (A)dot line (R)dot line dot (Y)line dot line line (O)line line line
rerun - January 17, 2015, 7:12 pm

three stripes & he's out.
GaryO - January 17, 2015, 5:53 pm
Hey. When I do lines, I DO LINES! ('twice'...cute)
lgvernon - January 17, 2015, 1:14 pm

Looks like he's been down this road before, Uggie. Twice!
GaryO - January 16, 2015, 11:20 pm
well, what took ya so long